F U C K - Do You Think It Is Vulgar?

This wad received in my email from a friend and makes me think twice about the word that I think everybody will confirm as vulgar. 

The Word Fuck 

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
•It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
•It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
•It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
•It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".  Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings   "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud       "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble     "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression  "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust     "Fuck me."

Confusion   "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty  "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair     "Fucked again..."

Pleasure    "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost        "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief   "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial      "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity  "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy      "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings   "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion   "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic       "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions  "Fuck off."

Disbelief   "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

 It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
 - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
 - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
 - John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
 - Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
 - Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
 - Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
 - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
 - Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
 - Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
 - Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
 - Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
 - Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
 - Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
 - Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
 - Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
 - John F. Kennedy

Why French?

While driving in the jam, I happen to see a man who sport a French Beard. Then I suddenly come to think why many things are named after French. We don't have anything against French.

French Bread, French Cap, French Maid, French, French Toast, French Kiss, French Fries 

So I checked on the internet HERE just to satisfy my curiosity but not much answer surfaced. . 

Anybody has any clue?

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Did You Know that.....

Received this through my email

 

Don't know how true these are, but they are interesting!!  
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth. 
To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers 
Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'. 
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! 
People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport. 
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined. 
Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs. 
Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash. 
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off! 
Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds. 
The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband. 
Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros 
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! 
Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years 
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end 
If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 
Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases. 
Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals 
Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers. 
The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent 
Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450 F 
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. 
Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean 
The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man 
Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density 
The University of Alaska spans four time zones 
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself. 
In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted. 
Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday. 
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 
A comet's tail always points away from the sun 
The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent 
Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines. 
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity. 
If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day. 
When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight 
In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed 
Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside 
Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams 
The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year 
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust
Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 
15,000 meters 
Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy 
Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down 
Everything weighs one percent less at the equator 
For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off 
And last but not least: 
In 2011, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This apparently happens once every 823 years! This is called 'money bags'. So send this on to 5 and money will arrive in 5 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year. 


I do not believe this but I'm not taking any chances 


Now you know everything.............!

 

For those on Facebook - A Reminder

Just sharing reminders - Very important message, please read to the END. It's a good reminder even though we may know (or not) all this about Facebook.  One other good practice is about Instant Personalization: The New Face Book Privacy setting called "Instant Personalization" goes into effect. The new setting shares your data with non-Facebook websites & it is automatically set to "Enabled". Go to Account > Privacy Settings > Apps & Websites > Instant Personalization >edit settings & uncheck "Enable". BTW If your friends don't do this, they will be sharing info about you as well. Please copy and repost FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON FACE BOOK - BEWARE!    Please spare a few minutes to read this...It’s an eye opener.   "The information people give out on Facebook, when linked up with other information freely available on the internet, is an absolute goldmine for criminals," the Daily Mail quoted Michael Fraser, a reformed burglar who presents the BBC's 'Beat The Burglar' programme, as saying. "One year, you might have a party and give out your address. A while later, you might tell everyone that it is your 30th birthday. "So, if you've accepted me as a friend of a friend, I know your name, your address and your birth date. "From that, I can go to 192.com or 192.com usa and on there I can find out what you do for a living, how much your home is worth - and whether you're likely to be worth burgling. "I might have already made up my mind because you've posted party pictures on Facebook and I can see what kind of valuables you have in the house - and which rooms they're in. Then you go and tell your Facebook friends how much you're looking forward to going on holiday next Tuesday. "I can go on to Google Street View and see actual photographs of your home. I can see if you have a burglar alarm, or whether there are any bushes in the garden to hide in. And I can see all the alleyways I can escape down. And, of course, I know you won't be at home. "Once you accept a stranger into your Facebook account, they can begin what we call social engineering - delicately asking questions to build up information about you,' said Jason Hart, senior vice president of CRYPTOCard Network Security. "And that can cause havoc. Let's say they got your email address, then they could go to your email account pretending to be you and saying you have forgotten your password. "Once they have that secret information, the email account will let them in. And once they are in there, they can find lots of sensitive information, such as your Amazon and eBay account history. "They can then go to those sites pretending to be you and saying you have lost your passwords, and guess what happens then? "Those sites send the passwords to your email account - the one that they have already conned their way into. "Crooks who do this usually use the credit card details you have stored there to buy online gift vouchers that can be traded on the internet. It is a form of instant ­currency. "Even worse, if you have a PayPal account and have credit in it, your so-called friend could clean it out.  "Effectively, they have become an electronic version of you, they can change all your passwords and begin stealing from you.

The world is a dangerous place not because of people who do evil, but because of good people 

who look on and do nothing about it. 

-- Albert Einstein

Happy New Year My Chinese Friends And Readers

Would like to wish all my friends and all Chinese a Happy New Year and welcomes the rabbit.

Its Ten Ten Ten

Today is 10th of October 2010 or 10.10.10. Many people is waiting for this date that comes only after a century. The next triple 10 will be on 10th October 2110, which nobody alive today will be able to reach. 

Many people has planned something on this date due to its exclusiveness.  I have nothing planned for this date and therefore I write this post and upload on the date. 

October this year is special too and this email I receive might be a testimony that shows the another exclusiveness of 10.10.10. It reads that October this year has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. This happens once in 823 years. These are moneybags. Pass them to 8 good people and money will appear in 4 days. That is based on Chinese Fung Shui. 

  

On My Blackberry - Reload Software:552

I downloaded some Blackberry Apps successfully but all did not work with the error message. So I decided to clear of and recover some space by deleting them. whats the use of having the Apps when it does not work. 

However after I deleted (viigo, I think) my Blackberry ended up with a hang and the message Reload Software:552. I thought it just hangs and I forcefully terminated it by removing the battery. After reinserting the battery, the same message appear on my Blackberry. Now I can't even switch off the phone. I tried to synchronize with Blackberry Desktop Manager on my PC but still unsuccessful. What is code 552 by the way.   

I wonder Blackberry Apps that damaging to your Blackberry?

This Blog Is 5 Years Now

4th May 2006 That's the day this blog started and its her birthday. OMG, I just forgot her birthday and its past two months now. Its already 5 years in existence? It she's human, she will be going to Kindergarten next year and primary school the following year. 

This blog is going at a slow pace and I am keeping this blog in English as a training ground so that my English does not rot with time. I know that my spoken English is deteriorating because of lack of use and at times I found out that I have to pause and think (and translating from Bahasa Malaysia to English) what am I going to say. That's how serious I am losing my oral English.

Sex Tour Of The World (Rated - PG)

I picked this article from The Star's Daily Chilly. A survey reveal that New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world. The result shows that and average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime.

The survey also found out that Sweden the most bisexual babes in the world and Nordic naughtiness is all the rage with blonde beauties over there. However when it comes to lasting the longest in bed - Brazil took the crown while the kinkiest place in the world to visit is San Francisco. 

The survey was reported in the Sun UK. 

Take a ride through the Global Atlas to get some info abut the hottest facts. 

Austria

With an average of 29.3 sexual partners, Austria's men are the most promiscuous in the world, a survey reveals.

Germany

Germany is the country with the world's worst lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries - the reason they gave was that they were "too smelly".

Spain

Spain is home to the world's best lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries.

Thailand

At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.

Greece

A Durex survey revealed that Greece is the horniest country in the world.

Brazil

According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour, sex lasts the longest in Brazil, at an average of 30 minutes.

Australia

Australian breasts are blooming lovely, with over 40 per cent of Australian women now buying bras with a cup size of DD or higher - some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K to accommodate the busty Aussie girls.

Indonesia

Seven times a year on a holiday called 'Pon', Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse - if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true.

India

When India's first phone-sex line went live, it became so popular that it was driving its users into debt - so the Indian government shut it down.

France

A Marie Claire survey found that 41 per cent of French people have participated in an orgy and 27 per cent have engaged in partner swapping. It is also believed that the French give and receive the most fellatio.

Japan

With a total of 500 people taking part, Japan has successfully set the world record for world's largest orgy.

Harajuku, Japan

The Harajuku area of Tokyo is famous across the world for its fetish fashions - the most recent fetish-fashion craze to sweep the area is 'injured idol', where scantily clad women dress up in bandages.

Mykonos, Greece

Anything goes on this Greek island, which has been dubbed "the world's adult playground".

San Fernando Valley, California, USA

Nearly 90 per cent of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley - aka "Porn Valley", "San Pornando Valley" or "Silicone Valley".

San Francisco, California, USA

This city is host to the World's largest showcase for S&M products and culture - the Folsom Street Fair.

Tel Aviv, Israel

This city is known as the 'brothel capital of the world', with an estimated 250 knocking shops.

Cap d'Agde, France

Unsurprisingly, France boasts the largest naturist resort in the world - the Cap d'Agde, whose 'Village Naturiste' is made up of a small town and a 2km beach.

Upminster, England

The residents of this suburban town are the kinkiest in England - they spend 7.9 times the national average on sex toys and DVDs to boost their sex lives. - The Sun UK

Published March 10 2010

 No information about Malaysia? 

The Year Of The Tiger

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 

 to 

ALL MY FRIENDS

may the year of the Tiger brings the brave spirits of the tiger and prosperity.

Good Bye Noughties Welcome Tens

This might be my last posting before year 2009 pull down its curtain. Lately I did not update this blog daily because my concentration was on another blog about travelling.

Year 2009 has been quite fruitful with my blogging. I had won some prizes through this blog and another that I write in Bahasa Melayu. This blog had won a free Karspersky Internet Security during the PJ Bloggers "K"arnival pre event blog contesy. This blog too had won me some prizes in the Nuffnang Project Alpha Blog writing contest.

I will keep on blogging since I had jumped onto the ship why stop. Writing and posting on blogs helps me to polish my writing competency especially in English.

Resolution? I don't have any resolution. Whatever comes will come. I make resolution every now and then. So no need to make it just once a year.

2010 will be my last year of my compulsory service for the country. I will retire by the end of the year and will have more time to concentrate on blogging; I hope so. I am looking forward to the day when I wake up and find that I have no job.

Good Bye noughties.

Whistle blowing - Warning Of A Hacker?

THIS IS NO JOKE  IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON (SIMON25@HOTMAIL. CO.UK ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!! TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DONT CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!!!!!...    Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo,Hotmail, AOL and so on.  This information arrived this morning, Direct from bothMicrosoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled  'Mail Server Report'  If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying:  'It is too late now, your life is no longer  beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your  name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it . The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself  'life owner'. PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And ask them to PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY!

Its Friday 13th

Today is Friday the 13th.
No superstitions please.

What I Won From Project Alpha Blog Contest

All the seven weekly winners have been announced and out of two entries that I entered for week six and week seven, I only won fifth placing for week six. Fifth means just a consolation prize worth RM430.00. Like it or not I still have to be satisfied that I had won something compared to other bloggers whose entry did not win.

All in all for this Project Alpha contest I had won a total of RM 3200 worth of prizes.

Week 1  - 4th prize

Week 3  - 10th prize

Week 5  - 1st prize

Week 6  - 5th prize

Now just waiting to see who won the Grand Prize and go to Chelsea with Jojo Struys to watch English Premier League.

Waaa.....with this winning, I have 13 tickets to Sunway Lagoon for all Parks and 30 ticket to Pyramid Ice. Now I am thinking how to use the Pyramid Ice tickets before its expired date on 31 December 2009. Besides those I also won two TGIF vouchers that expires this 16th November and I plan to use it this weekend while going out to look for subjects to write entries for the Blog4FT blogging contest. My high tea voucher at Sunway Hotel can be used up later since the expiry date is not so soon.

The String Quite Lethal To Flying Objects

Woke up this morning and saw this through my bedroom window.

Its a bird so unfortunate to run into a kite string and get its left wing entangled. The string was there for sometimes but there is no way of getting rid of it. The top is stuck to the apartment's roof while the lower end on a tree top. I never have thought that such a string can be so lethal to flying object. Perhaps must put warning beacon on it.

The bird is still alive and struggling to break free but seems to no avail. While struggling to get free, insects starts to feast of the food that is still alive (Pic below).

I climbed on to the apartment's roof top so see whether I can cut the string loose so the bird can fall to the ground and can be freed. However there is no way to access the rooftop since there is a high wall on all four sides of the water tank and lift service room.

A Bit Here A Bit There

It has been raining in the evening these past few days. Now its is end of October and we are now receiving the North East Monsoon which begin from November to March. That is the reason why the East coast of peninsular Malaysia receives heavier rainfall that resulted in flooding in the low-lying areas. To read more about the monsoon go HERE.

Whenever it is raining the condition in my office will be so cold that we have to shut down the air conditioning unit. This week more than half of my office mate are not around and that makes the office gets cool fast. There is not much work at the office so it is an opportunity for me to surf the web and read blogs. However I did not use the office internet connection but my personal broadband on maxis.

Back home watch Project Alpha season 6 presenting another entertainment gossip blogger Budiey Isma. Since I won blog contest twice, now I visit the Project Alpha everyday. I have even sent another entry for week and hoping to grab some more prizes before I spend them at Sunway.

1Banana Going Global

Malaysian is making eating on banana leaf going global.

A Malaysian restaurant in London is organising banana leaf food festival in collaboration with the Deepavali  this year. Is this part of 1Malaysia 1world campaign?

Hope Yen Yen will not claim right to Nasi Daun Pisang as Malaysian dish.

Haha...Cow Again

Is there too many cows in Selangor. The second protest at the Selangor Secratariat also involves cows. But this time live cows. Will there be a third protest that involves cows too. Maybe one day Selangor might be called cowboy state in cows are involved in demonstrations.

Luckily there are no FRUs with water cannon and shooting tear gas. Or else these "cows" can't think how to escape from the lorries or if they does will run stampede.

Girl, If I Can Break Your Bracelet, You Must Have Sex With Me

How nice if I can bring out a girl friend for a date and accidentally break her bracelet. It means she has to give me a sexual favour in return. So guys, do you think it is a good practice for us?

Hahahaha.........don't come to a conclusion yet. What I am posting today is about what I read at Metro and HERE.

Its a new trend among teenagers in England with the revival of the colourful bracelets made popular by Madonna and pop stars of the 80s. I repeat young teenagers who doesn't know what sex is all about yet.

First made popular by Madonna and other pop stars in the 1980s, "jelly bracelets" are making a comeback with teenagers and schoolchildren in the United States. But this time, there's a twist: In some parts of the country, they're calling them "sex bracelets" - with various colours supposedly representing promises to perform sex acts in a game called "Snap".

As the story goes, break someone's orange bracelet (or purple, in some cases) and you get a kiss. Red, a lap dance. Blue, oral sex. Black, intercourse. And so on.

This new culture will definitely make our moral values degrade further. Hope it will not make it to our shores. And if you guys really want to have sex, ask in a gentleman way and not going around breaking some girls bracelet. But better avoid free sex and help keep unwanted sexual outcome at bay.